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I needed a french fry because i’m sexy as hell.
I needed a bag of weed because I was gay.
I slept with a toothbrush because I’m beautiful. (WAIT…wut?)
i ate out a ninja because i have double D’s
I banged a stripper because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
I smoked with a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy as hell. ;D
i slept with a bisexual because that’s how i roll
Source: wh0a0nthetrigg3r
I stabbed my ex because that’s just how I roll (:
I killed an orange cause I’m Sexy as hell
I banged a cat because I’m pimp and you’re jealous.
stipper becase I smoke crack(: [August 30, Orange]
i killed my ex cos thats how i roll.
I slept with a porn star because I had to
I ran naked with a jew because i have double d’s …..
i stabbed a glass of milk because i’m sexy as hell lol
I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. LOL.
the little people told me
I ran shirtless with a whore because i love marijuana
I smoked with a condom because I have double D’s. [OKAY THAT WAS STUPID]
i raped a jew because thats how i roll.
I started a lesbian because I’m sexy as hell.. LOL err right LOL
i killed an easter egg because i have amazing boobs :)
i raped a crackhead because that’s how i roll ;o
I stabbed Santa Claus because i love marijuana (A)
i killed your mom because im a pimp and your jealous (H)
i ran naked with a horse because that’s how i roll…..
I slept with A Ninja because I’m sexy as hell…? Interesting…
I smoked with a bisexual because that’s how I roll
I KILLED A HOMELESS GUY BECAUSE I’M GAY. =D I’m way more amused by this than I should be.
I smoked with a horse because that’s how I roll.
I banged a condom because I love marijuana. Okay…